Recorded in Montvale NJ 2004
Genre: Comedy/Christmas
lyrics
Hello Gentile boys and girls!
Uncle Gary here with a family Christmas story for everyone.
So gather round the fireplace and bring your cocoa.
Let’s go…
I woke up Christmas Eve cause I thought I heard an intruder
Thinking Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, or even Freddy Kruger
Turns out Santa Claus is no match for an old German Luger
Now this is one mess I can't clean up with my trusty little Hoover
I only opened fire because I was shaken with fear
I went into the kitchen there’s a fat guy drinking a beer
I swear this is not about the coal that he left me last year
So you better help me hide this stiff before the cops get here
Oh you better help me hide it quick before the cops get here
The elves and the reindeer now are free from oppression
So they gave me a cheer and helped me cover up this little indiscretion
They delivered extra toys in an act of forensic misdirection
And whispered to the New York Times that Santa "suffers from depression"
So I guess it's back to normal for me as I go about my day
Except I can't use the fireplace cause something is blocking the way
And I still gotta deal with Mrs. Claus and I gotta torch the sleigh
Because Santa came over to my house and now he's here to stay
Santa came over to my house and now he's here to stay
Santa came over to my house and now he's here to stay
Merry Christmas hahahaha…
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