Santa Ana Zoo

from Bright New Day by Gary Tucker

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Recorded in Bath PA 2006
Genre: Comedy Songs

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If you go to California to make your dreams come true
Better let me warn you about a thing or two
Or maybe just this one thing you should never, never do
Don’t disturb the monkey in the Santa Ana Zoo
He’s got a secret weapon and it's pointed right at you
Better watch out where you're stepping or he'll open fire too
If you have half a brain here is what you are gonna do
Walk right past the monkey in the Santa Ana Zoo
Hell yeah…

How I wish I checked out zebras or polar bears instead
I had to tease the monkey like some kind of knucklehead
I thought it started raining yet the sky was clear and blue
Now I'm gonna shoot the monkey in the Santa Ana Zoo
I guess I'm gonna to go there after everything is closed
I better bring my raincoat cause I'm likely to get hosed
With all my heart and soul I swear that every word is true
I wish I never went to the Santa Ana Zoo
I wish I never went to the Santa Ana Zoo

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from Bright New Day, released January 1, 2006
© 2006, Gary Tucker

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