My Internet Connection

from Bright New Day by Gary Tucker

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Recorded in Bath PA 2006
Genre: Blues Rock

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Tried to upload a song for you to hear
But it looks like it's gonna take all year
The progress bar says only 1% done
Woe is me and my internet connection
I wait for pages to load while everybody blows me away
Can't have no fun at all with a dial up at 56K
But I live way out in the boonies
And it's the only thing here
So I'll be waiting forever more I fear
My sweet darling

With this sucky connection
Simple things take all day
Stranded in a Yugo with a flat tire
On the information superhighway
The world could come to an end
And I would never know
Too busy waiting for pages to load
My sweet darling

Tried to write an endearing letter and send it off to you
But the email just aint going thru
Tying up the phone for no reason isnt any fun
Woe is me and my internet connection
Oh…

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from Bright New Day, track released January 1, 2006
© 2006, Gary Tucker

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