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Recorded in Bath PA 2009
Genre: Comedy Songs

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The following song has been profanity filtered for your family enjoyment

Cat’s ***, rat’s ***, smelly old ***
Sixty-Nine *** bags tied in a knot
*** suck, mother ***, *** lick too
I’m a musical obscenity
Who the *** are you?

Left ***, right ***, *** cheek squeeze
Ugly old *** down between your knees
*** jiggle, *** wiggle, bounce it off your chin
Look out behind you there’s a *** coming in

Big ***ing load and a pile of ***
Hairy old *** and a scary old ***
Pair of *** all covered in scabs
Holy *** got a wicked case of crabs
Eeek!

Left ***, right ***, *** cheek squeeze
Ugly old *** down between your knees
*** jiggle, *** wiggle, bounce it off your chin
Look out behind you there’s a *** coming in

Know what time it is now boys and girls?
Time for a sing-a-long!
Come on up here and join in with me, everybody!
Ready? 1 2 3

(Chorus x3)

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from Musical Obscenity, released January 1, 2010
© Gary Tucker

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