Minivan

from Musical Obscenity by Gary Tucker

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Recorded in Bath PA 2009
Genre: Bluegrass, Comedy Songs

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I just bought a minivan
Turned the key and F-You Man
Seemed like a pretty good deal
But now I bend over and squeal
Because that van don’t go at all
I done got screwed right to the wall
This is about what I am talking
I bought a minivan
But I'm still walking

I like to play the radio
Even if that van don't go
I roll the windows up and down
Pretend I’m driving into town
I done got screwed to the wall
Because that van don’t go at all
This is about what I am bitching
I bought a minivan
But I'm still hitching

I done got screwed right to the wall
Because that van don’t go at all
This is about what I am talking
I bought a minivan but I'm still walking
I bought a minivan but I'm still walking
I bought a minivan but I'm still walking

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from Musical Obscenity, released January 1, 2010
© 2009, Gary Tucker

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