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Jingle Hell

from Musical Obscenity by Gary Tucker

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Recorded in Bath PA 2009
Genre: Comedy Songs, Twisted Christmas

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Did you ever wonder why
Santa's suit is red
Or how those reindeer fly
While chained up to a sled

Dead on Christmas Eve
You were a real A-Hole
So now you're gonna get a gift
That's way much worse than coal
Hey!

Jingle bells down in hell
Time to burn and roast
You could trim the Christmas Tree
While turning into toast
Jingle bells down in hell
The mistletoe has thorns
Watch your ass or get impaled
On Santa Claus' horns

Tormenting your soul
There's nothing you can do
All day you shovel coal
On this Christmas barbecue
Stuck down there in hell
Eternity so long
The only thing on the radio
Are Michael Jackson songs
Eww

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I said watch your ass or get impaled
On Santa Claus' horns

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from Musical Obscenity, released January 1, 2010
© 2009, Gary Tucker

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