I Broke My Nose

from GTOriginal by Gary Tucker

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History Recorded on December 14, 2004 at Nottingham Court Studio, Montvale NJ

Album 2004
Track 15
Length 3:34
Tempo 105 bpm
Chords Am/C/Dm/C/Am
Instruments Acoustic/Electric Guitar, Drum Samples, MIDI flute.

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Lyrics

So! It is you! You have disgraced me for the last time!
Now you must face the ultimate challenge
Ha ha ha ha!

I broke my nose in my karate class
Can’t smell a rose and you know that bites the royal ass
I heard something crack and I knew it just wasn’t the wood
I’d go back in time and erase that day if I could
Oh yes I would

This guy said please hold for an elbow strike if you don’t mind
How could I know that he would turn out to be freaking blind
Tried to break the boards but instead he hit me square in the face
The next thing you know I’m bleeding all over the place
Such a disgrace

I broke my nose in my karate class
And I can’t smell a rose and you know that bites the royal ass
I heard something crack and I knew it just wasn’t the wood
I’d go back in time and I’d erase that day if I could
Oh yes I’d go back in time and erase that day if I could
You better believe I’d go back in time and erase that day if I could
Oh yes I would oh yeah I’d go back in time and erase that day if I could

I hope you learned your lesson! Ha!

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from GTOriginal, released January 1, 2004
© 2004, Gary Tucker

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