Hot And Sour Soup

from Sleep by Gary Tucker

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Recorded in Montvale NJ 205
Genre: Rock General/ Comedy Songs

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I had a nasty lunch and they have a lot of gall
To be selling this stuff if it gets people itching
This Hot & Sour Soup that I got at the mall
Tastes like it came out of Jeffrey Dahmer’s kitchen
It’s really disgusting cause it stagnates there for weeks
I wouldn’t even try to feed it to a vulture
This Hot & Sour Soup, well you know it really reeks
If I have another cup then I bet I get an ulcer
Yes I will, give me a pill
Paid the bill, getting ill ill ill

Check out all the weird looking floaties in there
I have no idea what the heck it is I’m seeing
I think maybe a mushroom, but then why is it growing hair
It’s waving at me now and pretty soon I will be fleeing
They gave each other fives when I took the order out
They handed me this soup with a smile and a cracker
I’m breaking out in hives and my teeth are falling out
They ought to keep the stuff in a Nuclear Reactor
Yes they should, wish they would
no darn good, no darn good alright

Gonna complain to the management soon
I only wanted lunch not a Top Secret Weapon
This isn’t supposed to disintegrate the spoon
Away from this stuff I will surely be stepping
And soon they’ll be scraping Hot & Sour off the wall
A very bad decision and I really want to can it
This Hot & Sour Soup that I got at the mall
Tastes like it came from another planet
This Hot & Sour Soup that I got at the mall
Tastes like it came from another planet…
Oh yeah…

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from Sleep, released January 1, 2005
© 2005, Gary Tucker

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