Christmas Is A Bummer

from American Hoedown by Gary Tucker

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Recorded in Bath PA 2008
Genre: Comedy Songs, Twisted Christmas

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Christmas is a drag
If you aint got no money
To hit the old price tag
Before it drops upon your head

Christmas is a drag
I swear it just aint funny
And I don’t want to sing no Yuletide crap
Until after the turkey is dead

Oh Christmas is a bummer
Especially right after Halloween
Might as well be summer for crying out loud
If you know what I mean

Yes it makes me want to gag
So instead I’ll sing this song
Dig from a grave of Christmas bills
Until next year comes along

Oh Christmas is a bummer
When you’re all broke and such
If it happened in the summer
Christmas wouldn’t suck as much

Yes Christmas is a drag
If you aint got no money
To hit the old price tag
Before it drops upon your head
Gotta hit the old price tag
Before it drops upon your head
Gotta hit the old price tag
Before it drops upon your head

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from American Hoedown, released January 1, 2008
© 2008, Gary Tucker

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