The New Jersey Song

from Flaming Owls Of Armageddon by Gary Tucker

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Recorded in Bath PA 2010
Genre: Comedy Songs

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Let’s go to New Jersey where everybody’s really mean
Flip each other off in traffic on Route 17
They called it the “Garden State”, sure as hell aint cause it’s clean
Take one agonizing breath and watch your face turn green
Green

Welcome to New Jersey; nobody can afford the rent
Help an old lady cross the street, she would tell you to get bent
Oh get bent!
Sopranos come along and fill your shoes up with cement
To the bottom of the river, where your uncle went
Hey…what?

Hey kids check out the toxic waste, sure hope you dig the smell
Five minutes here in New Jersey is like forty years in hell
I am not there anymore and hallelujah don’t you know
Got the hell outta New Jersey
That’s why I don’t glow

Hey, you got a freakin’ problem with that?

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from Flaming Owls Of Armageddon, track released December 31, 2010
© 2010, Gary Tucker

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