Gonna beat up Santa Claus for Christmas
Jolly bastard has got me seeing red
Every year he throws away my wish list
Leaves behind one pathetic lump of coal instead
Eats all my damn cookies but leaves me coal instead
Gonna pound him all to hell on Christmas
Just can’t wait to send his ass to school
Punches and kicks are my educational business
Fractures and contusions are the golden rule
Oh fractures and contusions are the golden rule
Ho ho ho…
Yuletide pain for Santa Claus on Christmas
Black and blue until the month of May
Wrap these jabs and hooks with hugs and kisses my friend
Gonna beat up Santa Claus right here on Christmas day
Gonna beat up Santa Claus right here on Christmas day
Gonna beat up Santa Claus right here on Christmas day
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